Why were the skeletons wearing basketball jerseys? Because Michael Jordan and the Looney Tunes were about to save the world, and even the undead wanted to “Slam” before they “Jam.”
Part of the 36 Halloween Jokes: The 1996 “Scream & Tamagotchi” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2008 Joke: What Do You Call
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch! Sh...read more »
2025 Classic: Saw XI
Why was the trap so high-tech? Because Jigsaw's apprentice is now...read more »
2024 Archive: Smile 2
Why was the pop star smiling so much? Because Skye Riley had a lo...read more »
2024 Classic: Despicable Me 4 (Mega Minions)
Why were the Minions so muscular and weird-looking? Because they ...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Apple" Dance
Why was every group of ghosts doing the exact same arm-choreograp...read more »
2022 Joke: Why Do Ghosts Love
Why do ghosts love riding in elevators on Halloween? It lifts the...read more »
41 Halloween Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram” Edition
In 2010, Halloween felt like a dream within a dream. We were busy...read more »
1999 Joke: A Zombie Walked Into
A zombie walked into a Halloween party and everyone screamed. He ...read more »
2023 Classic: Five Nights at Freddy's (Movie)
Why were people afraid of the pizzeria? Because the animatronics ...read more »
2024 Vintage: Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes
Why was the ape asking "What a wonderful day!"? Because Noa was b...read more »
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35 Halloween Jokes: The 2022 “Wednesday & The Slap” Edition
In 2022, Halloween was a masterclass in viral choreography and ci...read more »
2025 Archive: GTA VI (The Hype Peak)
Why was every 2025 trick-or-treater dressed as Lucia or Jason? Be...read more »
2023 Vintage: The "Kevin James" Smirk
Why was the ghost looking at the camera with that specific, awkwa...read more »
2025 Legacy: Blade (If it finally came out)
Why was the vampire hunter so... old? Because we waited so long f...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Standard classic. Never gets old.
Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
What is the deal with these funny jokes?
The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!
I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!
Beep boop. Humor recognized.