1997 Classic: The Men in Black Agent

One. Flash! “You didn’t see a burnt-out bulb. You saw swamp gas reflecting off Venus.”

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Men_In_Black_J01/01/1999 03:45Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!

@Better_Off_Dead11/09/2012 17:31I want my two dollars! And a laugh!

@Doge_Much_Funny07/18/2003 01:42Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.

@Best_Viewed_IE407/02/2011 17:44Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!

@Netscape_Now_B05/11/2000 19:50I clicked the button and it brought me here!