2009 Archive: The Scientist
“We’ve found water on the Moon, but I still have to stand on a chair to fix this?” Part of the 64 Light Bulb Jokes:… Read More »2009 Archive: The Scientist
2008 Archive: The Bar Snack
“Are these peanuts a government bailout?” “No, they’re 50 cents.” Part of the 62 Bar Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crisis & Iron Man” Edition archive.… Read More »2008 Archive: The Bar Snack
2008 Classic: Beyoncé and Tina Turner
Why was the stage on fire? Because when the Queen of Pop meets the Queen of Rock and Roll, the laws of physics and vocal… Read More »2008 Classic: Beyoncé and Tina Turner
2008 Vintage: The 2008 Final Oscars Vibe
Why was it a “Classic” year? Because it was the night the “Old Men” were replaced by “Milkshakes” and “French Divas,” making the 2008 Oscars… Read More »2008 Vintage: The 2008 Final Oscars Vibe
2008 Classic: The Coffee
I’m “brewing” a revolution. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Classic: The Gingham
I’m “checked” out. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Legacy: The Club
I’m “joining” the fan base. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Legacy: The 2008 Final Razzie Vibe
Why was it a landmark? Because it was the year Mike Myers learned that even a “Love Guru” can’t make the Razzies love a bad… Read More »2008 Legacy: The 2008 Final Razzie Vibe
2007 Legacy: The Barry Bonds 756
Why was the atmosphere in San Francisco so heavy? Because Bonds finally broke Hank Aaron’s all-time home run record, but the “asterisk” in everyone’s mind… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Barry Bonds 756
2007 Archive: The Soda
I’m “fizzing” with digital joy. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified