2008 Classic: The Gingham

 I’m "settling."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ful...read more »

 I’m "shore."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full R...read more »

 I’m "locking" my DNA profile.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-L...read more »

 I’m "slowly" updating.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: ...read more »

2018 was the year of the "Victory Royale" and the "Emotional Dama...read more »

In 2023, the line between human and machine became as thin as a s...read more »

 I’m "hiss-terical" about the glitches.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

2024 is the year we stopped asking "Is it real?" and started aski...read more »

 I’m "hooked" on the new reality.Part of the 124 Classic Punny On...read more »

2012 was the year we all survived the "Mayan Apocalypse" only to ...read more »

 I’m "phasing."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

2019 was the year of "Part of the journey is the end." We sat thr...read more »

 I hope this year wasn't a "lemon."Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

 I’m "keeping" a tab on the singularity.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »