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2008 Classic: The Coffee

 I’m “brewing” a revolution.

Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@X-Files_Spooky06/18/2005 04:06I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
@PalmPilot_Pro11/16/2008 23:52Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
@Sid_Meier_Fan01/05/2003 13:00Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
@Burning_CDs02/02/2014 13:03I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
@Dr_Evil_Pinky11/11/2000 10:02One billion... laughs!
@Bernie_Mittens12/01/2010 09:12I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
@HotBot_User12/19/2010 10:31Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.
@Everquest_Solo09/06/2005 12:48Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.
@Ultima_Online_V12/15/2014 14:42Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?

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