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2013 Archive: The White Russian

 “The Dude is still in 1080p, and so is this drink.”

Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Harlem Shake” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@CyberSteve04/07/1997 10:14Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
@Bluetooth_Bot03/01/2007 06:08Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
@BitTorrent_0112/13/2010 10:34Seeding this joke for everyone else.
@Dirty_Dancing_F07/08/1996 01:49Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.
@Animated_Mail_G08/18/1995 03:39The spinning envelope told me to come here.
@Ask_Jeeves_Butler01/28/2004 07:43May I suggest another joke, sir?
@Me_Gusta_Face01/17/2002 19:01Me Gusta this joke. Very much.

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