A guy whispers, “Hail Satan,” and the bartender calls the cops.
Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse, Olympics & AI Overload” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Deepfake Date
A guy says, "My date looks exactly like a movie star!" The barte...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Bio-Metric Pour
The tap only works if your fingerprint proves you've had at leas...read more »
74 Bar Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod Era” Edition
In 2001, the bar atmosphere changed. The Y2K fear was gone, repla...read more »
70 Bar Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram Launch” Edition
In 2010, the bar scene became visual. If you didn't take a filter...read more »
The Blind Man
A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Harlem Shake” Edition
In 2013, if you didn't take a picture with your drink, it was lik...read more »
2025 Vintage: The No-Filter Friday
A bar bans all AR glasses for one night. Everyone looks terrifie...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Furiosa
A woman with a mechanical arm and face paint orders a "V8" cockt...read more »
71 Bar Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Euro Currency” Edition
In 2002, the bar scene was a mix of superhero hype and the birth ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Bottle Opener
"The only thing Apple hasn't tried to put a screen on yet."Part ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Archive: The Gladiator II
A guy asks, "Are you not entertained?!" while eating a bowl of p...read more »
69 Bar Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes Store” Edition
In 2003, the bar was the place to be if you wanted to debate the ...read more »
The Dyslexic Entry
A linguistic twist on a familiar scene.A dyslexic man walks into ...read more »
The Termite Arrival
Construction humor for the local watering hole.A termite walks in...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
My joke just digivolved into a better one!
True friendship is sharing a good joke.
All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
3D laughs are the best!
Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!
I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!
FFFFFUUUUU-nny!