Why was the piano at the church so soulful? Because every girl was trying to sing “I keep on fallin’ in and out of love with you” while actually just falling over their new high heels.
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Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
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