Why was the cereal so quiet? It was “cereal-ously” tired.
Part of the 55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive archive. Historically Verified
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What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.read more »
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He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
Q: Why is Peter Pan always...
Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he Neverlands!read more »
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
In case he got a hole in one.read more »
Kid: Dad, my nose is running....
Kid: Dad, my nose is running.
Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.read more »
Kid: Dad, can you make me...
Kid: Dad, can you make me a sandwich?
Dad: Poof! You’re a sandwi...read more »
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Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.read more »
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Kid: I had a thought.
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You got it, dude! Hilarious.
Plug and Play laughter!
Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.
A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.