Why were the gifts late? Santa claimed NASA took over the sleigh’s navigation to see if there were signs of life on the roof.
Part of the 41 Christmas Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: The "I’m Working Late 'Cause I’m a Singer" Song
Why was the niece so late to dinner? Because Sabrina Carpenter g...read more »
35 Christmas Jokes: The 2001 “Wizards, Ogres & iPods” Edition
In 2001, Christmas was a portal to other worlds. We spent our hol...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Subscription" Presents
Why was the gift box empty? Because you didn't buy a toy; you bo...read more »
2015 Joke: Why Was The Snowman
Why was the snowman smiling?
Because he heard the snowblower c...read more »
40 Christmas Jokes: The 1996 “Tickle Me & 64-Bit” Edition
In 1996, the holiday season was a mix of "Girl Power," 3D polygon...read more »
38 Christmas Jokes: The 2021 “Squid Game & Bernie’s Mittens” Edition
In 2021, Christmas was a "Hybrid" experience. We were halfway out...read more »
37 Christmas Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse & Gangnam Style” Edition
In 2012, Christmas was a victory lap. We survived the end of the ...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Clean Energy" Lights
Why are the Christmas lights so dim? Because they’re powered by ...read more »
2024 Archive: Wicked (The Movie)
Why was everything "Defying Gravity"? Because the first part of ...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Looking for a Man in Finance" Song
Why was the niece staring at the bank? Because she’s looking for...read more »
😜 More from category: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: The "Bluey" Special (The Sign)
Why were the adults crying over a moving van? Because the 28-min...read more »
33 Christmas Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners & Despacito” Edition
In 2017, Christmas was a whirlwind. We were all staring at a ...read more »
31 Christmas Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Couch Jumping” Edition
In 2005, Christmas was the start of the viral video era. We were ...read more »
35 Christmas Jokes: The 2022 “Oscar Slaps & Wordle” Edition
In 2022, Christmas was a return to "normalcy," if you consider a ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
Simply posh humor. I love it.
sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
Transferring laughs at high speeds.
I love gold! And I love this joke!
The magic man... is laughing!
I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
I’m staying right here until I read every joke.
We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!