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1997 Archive: Mars Pathfinder

 Why were the gifts late? Santa claimed NASA took over the sleigh’s navigation to see if there were signs of life on the roof.

Part of the 41 Christmas Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Vintage: The "I’m Working Late 'Cause I’m a Singer" Song
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35 Christmas Jokes: The 2001 “Wizards, Ogres & iPods” Edition
In 2001, Christmas was a portal to other worlds. We spent our hol...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Subscription" Presents
 Why was the gift box empty? Because you didn't buy a toy; you bo...read more »
2015 Joke: Why Was The Snowman
Why was the snowman smiling? Because he heard the snowblower c...read more »
40 Christmas Jokes: The 1996 “Tickle Me & 64-Bit” Edition
In 1996, the holiday season was a mix of "Girl Power," 3D polygon...read more »
38 Christmas Jokes: The 2021 “Squid Game & Bernie’s Mittens” Edition
In 2021, Christmas was a "Hybrid" experience. We were halfway out...read more »
37 Christmas Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse & Gangnam Style” Edition
In 2012, Christmas was a victory lap. We survived the end of the ...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Clean Energy" Lights
 Why are the Christmas lights so dim? Because they’re powered by ...read more »
2024 Archive: Wicked (The Movie)
 Why was everything "Defying Gravity"? Because the first part of ...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Looking for a Man in Finance" Song
 Why was the niece staring at the bank? Because she’s looking for...read more »

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31 Christmas Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Couch Jumping” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pokemon_Blue11/08/2005 11:32Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
@Spice_Girl_Posh09/22/1996 21:39Simply posh humor. I love it.
@Unix_Wizard02/06/2005 01:37sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
@Firewire_Fan07/06/1995 07:51Transferring laughs at high speeds.
@Goldmember_I_L10/28/2013 01:29I love gold! And I love this joke!
@Cal_Naughton_Jr07/17/2014 05:46The magic man... is laughing!
@PopUp_Blocker_X01/26/2007 04:21I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
@Spawn_Camper_J02/22/2006 08:17I’m staying right here until I read every joke.
@Charlie_Unicorn10/15/1998 18:19We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!

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