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2002 Vintage: The Surgeon’s New Toy

My surgeon got a new laser. He was so excited he accidentally used it to sign my discharge papers… and the table underneath them.

Part of the 56 Doctor Jokes: The 2002 “Handheld Health & Robotic Revolution” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Nokia_Snake_Champ03/20/2005 06:49Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
@Angelfire_User08/23/2013 18:13Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
@Harry_Potter_Ron05/08/1996 02:21Bloody brilliant, mate!
@Zoolander_Derek01/20/2009 00:53What is this? A joke for ants?
@Ninja_Turtle_R11/09/1996 16:25Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
@Flashdance_What02/06/2007 19:07What a feeling! (Being funny).
@Slashdot_Effect03/29/1995 03:01We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
@Gaia_Online_Gold02/18/2007 19:51Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.
@Ultima_Online_V09/27/2014 08:26Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?
@Retro_End_User04/05/2012 09:29The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.

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