“Doctor, I’m addicted to the internet.” “Don’t worry, I’ll send you a link to a specialist. Check your ‘TheFacebook’ wall.”
Part of the 54 Doctor Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook Launch & Robotic Renaissance” Era archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Fever Logic
Applying simple math to a complex medical problem.The patient had...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Cloud Death
"Doctor, I'm dying." "Don't worry, we’ve already backed you up to...read more »
The Anesthesia Bill
The hidden costs of waking up after a long nap.I got a bill for $...read more »
62 Doctor Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube Launch & Grey’s Anatomy” Edition
In 2005, the medical world was split: surgeons were trying to loo...read more »
2025 Vintage: The HMO
"We don't cover 'Existential Robot Anxiety'. That's a 'Human-Only...read more »
64 Doctor Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine Race & Hybrid Health” Edition
In 2021, medical humor shifted from the fear of the unknown to th...read more »
The Hospital Food
A culinary experience that makes you want to get well faster.I as...read more »
69 Doctor Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Telemedicine” Edition
In 2016, the medical world faced a new epidemic: "augmented reali...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Deepfake Physical
I had a video call with my doctor. He was so polite and on time t...read more »
2025 Archive: The Exercise
"I'm doing 'Meta-Yoga'. I just think about the poses and the chip...read more »
😜 More from category: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
61 Doctor Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & HealthKit” Edition
In 2014, the medical world was submerged in the "Ice Bucket Chall...read more »
2025 Classic: The Pharmacy Wait 2
I've been here so long that the 'New' drug is now 'Legacy Softwar...read more »
The Coffee Prescription
The only medicine that actually tastes good."Doctor, I have a sha...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Surgeon’s Ego
"I'm the first surgeon to be 50% machine." "And 100% overpriced."...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
I see what you did there. Clever!