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2003 Archive: The Tim Duncan MVP

Why was he the “Big Fundamental”? Because he won his second MVP in a row without ever changing his facial expression or missing a bank shot.

Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2003 “King James & Swiss Maestro” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Vintage: The NFL in London & Madrid
Why was the league so "International"? Because Roger Goodell deci...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Non-Stop" Soccer Calendar
Why were the players taking naps during corners? Because between ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Caitlin Clark "Sophomore" Surge
Why were the WNBA ratings still higher than the moon? Because she...read more »
The Archery Aim
Hitting the bullseye of comedy.I tried archery, but I had to quit...read more »
A man joins a soccer team...
A man joins a soccer team and his new teammates inform him, "At y...read more »
2025 Classic: The Ryder Cup Captaincy
Why was Tiger Woods saying "No"? Because he realized that being a...read more »
52 Sports Jokes: The 2001 “Tiger Slam & Diamondback Drama” Edition
In 2001, sports became a symbol of resilience and jaw-dropping re...read more »
The Tennis Racket
Serving up some classic court-side wit.Why are tennis players so ...read more »
The E-Sports Logic
When your thumb muscles are the strongest part of your body.My so...read more »
The Soccer Mistake
A goal-oriented humor for the pitch.Why was the soccer ball so ti...read more »

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2025 Legacy: The 2025 New Year's Eve
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2025 Legacy: The "Draft" Lottery Drama
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Blockbuster_Refugee05/19/2007 06:15Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
@Full_House_Lover06/16/2007 20:29You got it, dude! Hilarious.
@Zoolander_Blue10/05/2005 16:07Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
@Britney_Spears_Fan06/28/2007 19:32Oops, I laughed again!
@Iron_Man_Tony11/20/1997 17:51I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
@Tech_Support_Guy08/20/1999 16:45Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
@Grunge_Lord_9411/21/2014 15:38I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
@Bill_Ted_Excell12/13/1996 22:59Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
@Austin_Powers_Y03/18/2007 15:52Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
@GL_HF_Runner04/13/1998 08:23Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!

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