Christopher Walken dancing in a hotel lobby is the only thing the internet was made for.
Part of the 63 Observational One-Liners: The 2001 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
I knew you’d laugh at this.
Choose life. Choose a joke.
Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.
This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.
This humor took me to new heights!