2024 Archive: The “We Can’t Be Friends” Ariana

She’s erasing her memories again. 2024 is a “Eternal Sunshine” tribute year.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I just bought a loaf of bread that had a sticker saying "Baked b...read more »

I’ve never wanted to chase a tornado more, provided I’m in a tru...read more »

I just watched a two-hour blockbuster that was filmed entirely i...read more »

I just reached the end of the internet. It was just a picture of...read more »

I’m still not driving behind log trucks. 25 years later.Part of ...read more »

Step into 2018 – the year of the Infinity War heartbreak, the glo...read more »

Someone I know just took a "high-altitude" flight. They’re not a...read more »

I just bought a vacuum that uses lasers to find dust I didn't kn...read more »

A new Jedi academy! I’m still waiting for my acceptance letter (...read more »

They’re finally in the MCU. They’re from the 60s, but they’re in...read more »

I just "learned" how to play the piano because an AI is projecti...read more »

My dad just asked me how to talk to his computer so it would dra...read more »

My espresso has added vitamins, minerals, and "focus-enhancing" ...read more »

2025 is the year of the "Moonwalk" resurgence.Part of the 61 Obs...read more »

@Oregon_Trail_Survivor11/12/2007 22:22You have died of dysentery... and laughter!

@Forrest_Gump_8808/19/2003 20:25Internet is like a box of chocolates...

@Harry_Potter_Hermione07/01/1998 12:14It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!

@Tech_Support_Guy07/10/1998 03:49Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?

@PopUp_Blocker_X08/06/2010 01:37I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.

@Prodigy_User_X10/17/2011 22:45Way better than the Prodigy boards!

@Charlie_Unicorn03/25/2012 04:02We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!