I’m “swinging” by the post-apocalyptic party.
Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Slaying the competition with these jokes.
Oops, I laughed again!
I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!
Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".
I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!
Shut up and take my laughter!