It looks like pasta and smells like pasta, but it’s an impasta!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
He was outstanding in his field.read more »
57 Original Dad Jokes: The 2015 "The Dress" Edition
In 2015, the world couldn't agree on anything—especially not the ...read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2008 "Superpower" Edition
In 2008, the world was going "super." While everyone was busy wat...read more »
43 Original Dad Jokes: The 2019 "Old Town Road" Edition
In 2019, the world was taking its horse to the "Old Town Road" un...read more »
Kid: Dad, my nose is running....
Kid: Dad, my nose is running.
Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2025 "Final Frontier" Edition
We have reached 2025—the future is officially now. While the worl...read more »
Why did the book join the police?
It wanted to go undercover.read more »
Kid: Dad, can you put the...
Kid: Dad, can you put the cat out?
Dad: I didn't know it was on ...read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.read more »
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A: In a snowbank!read more »
Kid: Dad, can you make me...
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What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
I am the king of the world... of laughing!
I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!
i remember hearing this back in 1998 on some old bbs. nostalgia hits hard.
is it just me or is this actually a very deep philosophical thought??
classic 90s humor style. reminds me of the old internet forums. nostalgia!
simple and deep. its funny how the best things in life are always like this.
i was expecting something else but this was a pleasant surprise!