“I have a stalker!” “No, Dave. That’s just a LinkedIn notification from a recruiter you ignored.”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2024 “Maximum Effort & Very Demure” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
Internet is like a box of chocolates...
I am adding this to my links page right now.
Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
They do move in herds... funny jokes!
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