Why was the coffee maker so proud? It was “brewing” something special.
Part of the 63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
Laughing is as laughing does.
Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
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