2013 Vintage: The “Jack the Giant Slayer” CGI
Why was it hit? For being a $200 million movie about beans that didn’t add up to much. Part of the 34 Razzie Awards Jokes:… Read More »2013 Vintage: The “Jack the Giant Slayer” CGI
2012 Classic: The Taken 2 Logic
They took his wife this time. Liam Neeson needs to start booking vacations in safer locations. Part of the 77 Observational One-Liners: The 2012 End… Read More »2012 Classic: The Taken 2 Logic
2012 Legacy: The “Transformation” of the Uniform
Why did the Navy still wear the “Blueberry” suit in 2012? To make sure that if a sailor falls overboard, they are “Tactically Invisible” to… Read More »2012 Legacy: The “Transformation” of the Uniform
2012 Vintage: The Email
Why did the blonde keep her computer in the freezer? She was waiting for “cool” mail. Part of the 67 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2012… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Email
2011 Legacy: The Scientist
“We’ve found a particle that might be faster than light, but I still can’t find my keys in this room.” Part of the 68 Light… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Scientist
2010 Legacy: The Black Swan Toes
Why was Natalie Portman so stressed? For a performance that proved ballet is 10% dancing and 90% hallucinating that you’re turning into a bird while… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Black Swan Toes
2010 Legacy: The Sugar
I’m “coating” my comments in hearts. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010) archive. Historically Verified
2010 Vintage: The Bluetooth Ringtone Apocalypse
A deeply quiet, solemn moment during the closing prayer being shattered by a teenager’s phone loudly blasting a highly compressed, crackling 30-second snippet of a… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Bluetooth Ringtone Apocalypse
2009 Archive: The District 9 Prawns
Why were we nice to the garden bugs? Because the movie made us think that any “creature” might just be an alien trying to get… Read More »2009 Archive: The District 9 Prawns
2009 Legacy: The Emergency
“Is there a doctor here?” “I’m a Doctor of Crypto-Currency!” “Someone get this man out of here!” Part of the 59 Doctor Jokes: The 2009… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Emergency