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2017 Classic: The Fifty Shades Darker Gloom

 Why did it win Worst Remake, Rip-off or Sequel? Because the only thing “darker” than the title was the theater after half the audience left out of boredom.

Part of the 33 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2017 “Emoji Movie, Mummies & Darker Shades” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Duke_Nukem_Fan12/11/1999 03:12I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
@PalmPilot_Pro02/22/2015 09:59Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
@Titanic_Jack06/23/2000 20:32I am the king of the world... of laughing!
@Inkjet_Printers07/05/2002 22:53Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
@This_Is_Fine_Dog06/30/2000 16:37Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
@Slashdot_Effect12/18/1996 11:25We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
@Second_Life_Avy10/29/2008 14:43In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.
@Charlie_Unicorn04/09/2004 10:49We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!

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