Why don’t elephants use cell phones? They’re afraid of the “trunk” calls.
Part of the 56 Original Dad Jokes: The 2002 Flip-Phone Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
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Why don't scientists trust atoms?
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Found a real treasure with this one.
Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
One joke to rule them all!
At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!
Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.