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2017 Classic: The Year 2017

 Why did it end? Because we ran out of fidget spinner bearings and “Despacito” remixes, and we were ready to see what 2018 had to offer.

Part of the 34 Celebrity Jokes: The 2017 “Envelope Gate & Despacito” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Vintage: The "Opalite" Dance
 Why was everyone doing smooth arm gestures? Because Taylor Swift...read more »
2024 Legacy: Baby Reindeer
 Why were we afraid of our inbox? Because in 2024, Richard Gadd t...read more »
2024 Classic: Celine Dion at the Eiffel Tower
 Why were we all crying? Because in 2024, she returned to the sta...read more »
2025 Archive: Stranger Things Finale
 Why did Netflix actually break? Because the final episode was so...read more »
2025 Archive: Nicole Kidman & Keith Urban
 Why was the split so shocking? Because they were the "Final Boss...read more »
2025 Classic: Gisele Bündchen
 Why was she "busy living life" in 2025? Because she welcomed a n...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Umbrella Academy (Final Season)
 Why was it so short? Because in 2024, the Hargreeves family fina...read more »
36 Celebrity Jokes: The 2022 “Keep My Wife’s Name...” Edition
In 2022, we learned that a slap can be heard around the world, th...read more »
2024 Vintage: House of the Dragon (Season 2)
 Why were we picking sides? Because "Team Black" vs. "Team Green"...read more »
2024 Vintage: Chappell Roan
 Why was she your "Favorite Artist's Favorite Artist"? Because in...read more »

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In 2014, we were all freezing for a cause, watching a selfie take...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Lion_King_Simba11/27/1996 13:13Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
@Eminem_Fan_0012/14/1997 05:38Will the real funny joke please stand up?
@Avatar_Na_vi06/26/1998 07:50I see you... laughing!
@Sum41_Skater06/17/2006 10:09In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
@Grinds_My_Gears01/04/2003 05:59You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
@Challenge_Acc09/17/2001 03:33Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!
@iPhone_User_0712/28/2005 09:44There’s an app for that? No, just this site!

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