2014 Legacy: The Bar Snack

“Are these pretzels sustainable?” The bartender rolls his eyes.

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A guy puts his phone on the bar and tells the AI, "Hey, describe...read more »

The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »

"The weather report for November."Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The ...read more »

The most iconic setup in the history of American pubs.A horse wal...read more »

In 2016, the bar was no longer a sanctuary from the internet; it ...read more »

In 2023, the bar was the ultimate cultural crossroads. You had gr...read more »

Coming soon to a bar near you... yesterday.A time traveler walks ...read more »

"I'm the last one who knows how to crack an egg for a sour." "Yo...read more »

Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »

The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »

A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »

A guy tries to pay with a physical coin. The bartender says, "Wh...read more »

"You're not on the list." "I'm a premium member!" "My sensors in...read more »

A guy walks in wearing a suit made of flexible OLED screens. The...read more »

@Msdos_Commander11/20/2002 07:38C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.

@Fresh_Prince_9002/25/2007 07:10In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...

@Married_With_Kids12/06/2011 14:22Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!

@Silicon_Valley_Fan12/18/1999 02:47This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.

@Green_Day_Fan01/05/2012 18:01Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.

@Midi_Background06/26/2009 06:14Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!

@Construction_Dig03/03/1999 22:35Still digging for more humor!

@True_Story_Neil05/23/1995 17:41True story! I was there!