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🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025
Why did the jellybean go to...
Why did the jellybean go to school?
Answer: Because it wanted to...read more »
What did the big flower say...
What did the big flower say to the little flower?
Answer: “Hey, ...read more »
What kind of key opens a...
What kind of key opens a banana?
Answer: A mon-key!read more »
Why did the astronaut break up...
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?
Answer: Beca...read more »
How do you make a tissue...
How do you make a tissue dance?
Answer: Put a little boogie in i...read more »
54 Kids Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Lava” Edition
In 2017, the coolest thing was having a glowing fidget spinner an...read more »
What kind of tree fits in...
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
Answer: A palm tree!read more »
50 Kids Jokes: The 2024 “Anxiety & Mega Minions” Edition
In 2024, the ultimate goal is to be "very demure" while dealing w...read more »
52 Kids Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Scrat’s Nut” Edition
In 2002, with great power came great responsibility... mostly the...read more »
54 Kids Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & Minecraft Alpha” Edition
In 2009, the ultimate movie experience required 3D glasses, and t...read more »
😜 More from category: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Answer:...
What’s a cat’s favorite color?
Answer: Purr-ple!read more »
53 Kids Jokes: The 2006 “High School Musical & Wii” Edition
In 2006, the biggest struggle was making sure your Wii remote str...read more »
Why did the chicken join the...
Why did the chicken join the band?
Answer: He wanted to drum up ...read more »
What kind of shoes do ninjas...
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
Answer: Sneakers!read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
But you have heard of this joke!
I see you... laughing!
I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!
Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!
this describes my entire career in 3 sentences. sad but true.
wait, let me read that again. okay, now it clicked. i am slow today.
found this via google search and it actually made my day. greetings from europe!