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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
56 Original Dad Jokes: The 2002 Flip-Phone Edition
By 2002, the world was moving faster than ever. While everyone wa...read more »
Q: What did the photon say...
Q: What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop?
A: No luggage, ...read more »
Q: Why did that new restaurant...
Q: Why did that new restaurant on the moon close after a few mont...read more »
Kid: Dad, how do I look?...
Kid: Dad, how do I look?
Dad: With your eyes.read more »
Q: Did you hear about the...
Q: Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall?
A...read more »
Kid: I had a thought. Dad:...
Kid: I had a thought.
Dad: I thought I smelled something burning...read more »
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
He was outstanding in his field.read more »
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.read more »
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.read more »
Why did the power go out at the school?
The students were too bright.read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2009 "Cloudy" Edition
In 2009, the world was changing. While everyone was busy creating...read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2022 "Maverick" Edition
In 2022, we felt the need for speed—and for a good five-letter wo...read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
Heh heh heh. Good one.
this is the peak of human civilization right here. lol.
so true! reminds me of something my grandpa used to say. classic humor.
this is the peak of human civilization right here. lol.
totally agree with this one. quality of humor is related to sleep quality i guess.
i’m still thinking about that last part. now i’m hungry. thanks…