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2023 Vintage: The Jimmy Butler “Emo” Media Day

Why was his hair so long? Because he wanted to show his “emotions,” proving that he’s the king of NBA media day trolls.

Part of the 52 Sports Jokes: The 2023 “The Joker’s Ring & The Kelce Bowl” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

54 Sports Jokes: The 2013 “The King Retires & The Iron Man” Edition
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2025 Classic: Tiger’s "Final" Final Comeback
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52 Sports Jokes: The 2018 “Philly Special & The French Renaissance” Edition
In 2018, logic took a break. The backup quarterback humiliated To...read more »
The Referee Vision
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54 Sports Jokes: The 1999 “Triple Crowns & Millennium Fever” Edition
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2025 Vintage: The NFL in London & Madrid
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2025 Classic: Hamilton in Ferrari Red
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The Archery Aim
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2025 Classic: The "Swiftie" Super Bowl Anniversary
Why was the NFL still selling friendship bracelets? Because Taylo...read more »
45 Sports Jokes: The 1995 “I’m Back & Space Jam” Edition
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2025 Classic: The Club World Cup Expansion
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49 Sports Jokes: The 2024 “Parisian Spark & The Chiefs Empire” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@SpaceJam_Fan02/12/2007 07:38Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
@Sega_Genesis_Kid02/09/1998 08:05Better than 16-bit graphics!
@Limp_Bizkit_Fan01/21/1999 18:37Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
@Chocolate_Rain07/11/2010 17:58I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
@Bernie_Mittens10/02/2000 19:42I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
@Cyber_Cafe_Regular09/10/2005 05:33I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!

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