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1996 Vintage: The $12 Million Joke

 Why was Demi Moore a target? Because that’s a lot of money to spend on someone who spent half the movie trying to find her top.

Part of the 38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1996 “Striptease & Mutant Mayhem” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@AOL_Keyword_Jokes07/07/2001 16:20Standard classic. Never gets old.
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@Mr_Blonde_Dance01/31/1996 07:58Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
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