A guy asks for a “Millennium Vintage.” The bartender gives him a bottle from January.
Part of the 67 Bar Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Reality TV” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: The Romulus
A guy asks for a "Xenomorph" shot. The bartender gives him somet...read more »
The Cliffhanger
Ending the night on a very high note.A guy walks into a bar at th...read more »
56 Bar Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & World Cup” Edition
In 2014, the bar was a place where you didn't just drink—ids you ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Crypto-Crash Survivor
A guy tries to pay with a physical coin. The bartender says, "Wh...read more »
The Salt Shaker
Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »
2024 Classic: The Hazy IPA Fatigue
"I want a beer I can actually see through." "Coming right up, gr...read more »
2024 Classic: The Moscow Mule
The copper mug remains the most stable element in the universe.P...read more »
2025 Vintage: The No-Filter Friday
A bar bans all AR glasses for one night. Everyone looks terrifie...read more »
54 Bar Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Joker” Edition
In 2019, the bar was the place to process the end of an era. Whet...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Space Tourist
A guy walks in with zero-gravity hair and says, "The Guinness po...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Invisible Man
A classic bar setup that disappears before your eyes.An invisible...read more »
The Termite Arrival
Construction humor for the local watering hole.A termite walks in...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2015 “Star Wars & Hotline Bling” Edition
In 2015, the bar was a place of high-stakes internet debates and ...read more »
The Neutron Special
Science meets the social scene in this high-IQ hit.A neutron walk...read more »
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