A guy asks for a “Xenomorph” shot. The bartender gives him something that burns all the way down.
Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse, Olympics & AI Overload” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Legacy: The Very Demure
A woman orders a drink very quietly, sips it delicately, and wip...read more »
2025 Classic: The 2025 Fashion
A guy walks in wearing a suit made of flexible OLED screens. The...read more »
2025 Classic: The Lab-Grown Lager
"It’s perfect!" "It’s too perfect. I want a beer that has a mist...read more »
The Helium Exit
A light-hearted hit that really floats.Helium walks into a bar an...read more »
The Grasshopper Surprise
When your name precedes your reputation.A grasshopper walks into ...read more »
69 Bar Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes Store” Edition
In 2003, the bar was the place to be if you wanted to debate the ...read more »
The Piano Player
A musical misunderstanding with a furry twist.A guy walks into a ...read more »
The Sandwich Ban
When you bring your own lunch to the party.A sandwich walks into ...read more »
54 Bar Jokes: The 2011 “Royal Wedding & Skyrim” Edition
In 2011, you couldn't escape the "Hipster" takeover. Bars started...read more »
52 Bar Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Gangnam Style” Edition
In 2012, bar culture was a mix of apocalypse parties and the peak...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
53 Bar Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Harlem Shake” Edition
In 2013, if you didn't take a picture with your drink, it was lik...read more »
The Cliffhanger
Ending the night on a very high note.A guy walks into a bar at th...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Vertical Farm Garnish
"This mint was grown three feet from your head."Part of the 30 B...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Climate Change Cocktail
"I'll have a 'Melting Glacier'." The bartender gives him a glass...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Deep in the menus and found this gem.
What, like it’s hard to be funny?
Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
Multipass! For the comedy club!
I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.
Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!
So cute, yet so funny! LOL!
True story! I was there!
Classic. Simply classic.