A guy asks for a “Xenomorph” shot. The bartender gives him something that burns all the way down.
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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025 Archive
1. 2001 Classic: The Margarita
A guy asks for "salt, salt, and more salt." The bartender says, "Are you a slug?"Part of the 74 ... read more »
A guy asks for "salt, salt, and more salt." The bartender says, "Are you a slug?"Part of the 74 ... read more »
2. 2012 Classic: The Curiosity Rover Part 2
"Everything is red here." "That's just the neon sign, buddy."Part of the 52 Bar Jokes: The 2012 ... read more »
"Everything is red here." "That's just the neon sign, buddy."Part of the 52 Bar Jokes: The 2012 ... read more »
3. 1999 Archive: The Coaster
A guy writes his email address on a coaster. The bartender says, "What's an '@' sign?"Part ... read more »
A guy writes his email address on a coaster. The bartender says, "What's an '@' sign?"Part ... read more »
4. 1998 Archive: The Absolut Vodka
A guy asks for the "Absolut Bottle" from the ad. The bartender says, "I have the vodka, but I ca... read more »
A guy asks for the "Absolut Bottle" from the ad. The bartender says, "I have the vodka, but I ca... read more »
5. 2003 Archive: The PlayStation 2
A guy says his PS2 is his best friend. The bartender says, "At least it doesn't talk back."Part ... read more »
A guy says his PS2 is his best friend. The bartender says, "At least it doesn't talk back."Part ... read more »
6. 2005 Legacy: The Grey’s Anatomy
A group of interns walk in. The bartender says, "I have a 'Code Blue'—that’s a pitcher of Blue H... read more »
A group of interns walk in. The bartender says, "I have a 'Code Blue'—that’s a pitcher of Blue H... read more »
7. 2019 Legacy: The Game of Thrones Finale
A guy walks in and asks for a drink that tastes like disappointment. The bartender hands him a g... read more »
A guy walks in and asks for a drink that tastes like disappointment. The bartender hands him a g... read more »
8. 2002 Legacy: The Wi-Fi
A guy asks, "Do you have Wi-Fi?" The bartender says, "We have beer-fi. The signal is strongest n... read more »
A guy asks, "Do you have Wi-Fi?" The bartender says, "We have beer-fi. The signal is strongest n... read more »
9. 2008 Vintage: The Dark and Stormy
"The official drink of the 2008 economy."Part of the 62 Bar Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crisis & ... read more »
"The official drink of the 2008 economy."Part of the 62 Bar Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crisis & ... read more »
10. 1997 Vintage: The Corona
A guy asks for a lime with his Corona. The bartender says, "Without the lime, it's just a beer. ... read more »
A guy asks for a lime with his Corona. The bartender says, "Without the lime, it's just a beer. ... read more »
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