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2014 Archive: The Maria Sharapova French Open

Why was the clay so loud? Because Maria won her second title in Paris, proving that she had officially mastered the surface she once called a “cow on ice.”

Part of the 46 Sports Jokes: The 2014 “Brazil’s Heartbreak & The German Machine” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Fresh_Prince_Will01/25/1996 02:05Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
@Wrestling_Nut04/09/2013 14:14Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!
@Limp_Bizkit_Fan05/14/1999 21:22Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
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@Infoseek_Explorer05/10/2004 19:56Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.
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