2016 Vintage: The Walk
When she walks through the park, the ducks form a line to complain to her. Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Walk
2015 Legacy: The Dress Crisis
I just lost three friends and my dignity arguing whether a piece of fabric is white and gold or blue and black. 2015 is the… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Dress Crisis
2014 Classic: The Polish “Fort Trump” Beginnings
dlaczego w 2014 Polska zaczęła głośniej prosić o bazy USA? Bo nagle „Partnerstwo dla Pokoju” zaczęło brzmieć jak „Nadzieja, że sąsiedzi nie mają ochoty na… Read More »2014 Classic: The Polish “Fort Trump” Beginnings
2013 Legacy: The Control
I’m “alt-ering” my reality with a filter. Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified
2012 Vintage: The Looper Movie
Why was the traveler staring at his older self at the gate? Because he was convinced that time travel was real and his 10-hour delay… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Looper Movie
2011 Legacy: The Amos
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bit me! Part of the 35 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2011 Royal… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Amos
2011 Legacy: The Surgeon’s Hobby
“I collect 2010 iPads. I use them as plates.” Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 2011 “Siri Launch & Watson’s Diagnosis” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Surgeon’s Hobby
2009 Vintage: The “Fireflies” Owl City
10 million fireflies? That’s a lot of bugs. But the song is so catchy I’ll allow the infestation. Part of the 68 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »2009 Vintage: The “Fireflies” Owl City
2006 Classic: The The Fast and the Furious
Tokyo Drift: Why was the lawn mower sliding around the corner? Because the movie made us believe that “drifting” was a viable way to cut… Read More »2006 Classic: The The Fast and the Furious
2006 Legacy: The Google Search Answer Trap
The librarian looking completely defeated trying to explain to a student that typing “Give me all the answers for the math homework” into Google wouldn’t… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Google Search Answer Trap