2001 Legacy: The X-Ray
He showed me my X-ray on a flat-screen monitor. I was so impressed by the resolution I forgot I had a broken rib. Part of… Read More »2001 Legacy: The X-Ray
2001 Classic: The “Tora Bora” Air Support
Why did we drop so many bombs? Because when you don’t have enough boots on the ground, you try to compensate with a lot of… Read More »2001 Classic: The “Tora Bora” Air Support
2001 Classic: The “Joint Direct Attack Munition” (JDAM) Craze
Why was it the hero of 2001? Because it turned “Dumb Bombs” into “Smart Bombs” using a GPS tail kit that costs less than a… Read More »2001 Classic: The “Joint Direct Attack Munition” (JDAM) Craze
2000 Classic: The Dame Judi Dench Presence
Why was she there again? Because it’s not an Oscars ceremony unless a British Dame is looking slightly bored in the second row. Part of… Read More »2000 Classic: The Dame Judi Dench Presence
2000 Vintage: The Windows Me Mystery
Why did the employee call the help desk? He wanted to know if “Me” in Windows Me stood for “Make Errors.” Part of the 73… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Windows Me Mystery
2000 Legacy: The “Naked” Song
Why was the guy at the party so “honest”? Because Shaggy told him that if he got caught, he should just say, “It wasn’t me.”… Read More »2000 Legacy: The “Naked” Song
1999 Classic: Worst Supporting Actress
Why Denise Richards? For making us believe that nuclear physics is mostly about wearing tight tank tops in a bunker. Part of the 34 Razzie… Read More »1999 Classic: Worst Supporting Actress
1999 Legacy: The Will Smith Song
Why was the “Wild Wild West” track a joke? Because sampling Stevie Wonder to rap about a mechanical spider is a cry for help. Part… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Will Smith Song
1999 Archive: The Tree
What did the tree say to the wind? Leaf me alone. Part of the 58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition archive. Historically Verified
1999 Vintage: The Keyboard
I’m a writer. I’m just looking for the right “key.” Part of the 82 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1999 Millennium’s End Edition archive. Historically Verified