Why was it the hero of 2001? Because it turned “Dumb Bombs” into “Smart Bombs” using a GPS tail kit that costs less than a General’s company car.
Part of the 40 Military Jokes: The 2001 “End of the Intermission” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Found a real treasure with this one.
It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
Plug and Play laughter!
The Dude abides... this joke.
We created a monster... of a joke!
Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!
Hacking into the comedy mainframe.
Posting this to my own wall right now!