Why did we drop so many bombs? Because when you don’t have enough boots on the ground, you try to compensate with a lot of high-explosive “Customer Feedback.”
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Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
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