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2000 Classic: The Dame Judi Dench Presence

Why was she there again? Because it’s not an Oscars ceremony unless a British Dame is looking slightly bored in the second row.

Part of the 43 Oscars Jokes: The 2000 “American Beauty, Stolen Statues & Billy’s Millennium” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Matrix_Glitch06/16/2006 01:37There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
@WebTV_Viewer01/18/2008 17:37Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
@PowerRanger_Red04/15/2002 08:13It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
@Jackie_Brown_Fan02/19/2003 10:10Smooth joke, very smooth.
@Beanie_Campbell09/19/2007 02:08True friendship is sharing a good joke.
@Neopets_Trader12/15/2012 05:58Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!
@Leeroy_Jenkins11/26/2011 22:35At least I have chicken... and this joke!
@Charlie_Unicorn11/10/2012 02:40We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!

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