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2025 Archive: The Best Cinematography

Why did Dune: Part Two win? Because Greig Fraser managed to make sand look like 50 different shades of “Expensive.”

Part of the 44 Oscars Jokes: The 2025 “Gladiator’s Return, Conan’s Comeback & The Musical Drug Lord” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Legacy: The Best International Feature
Why did Emilia Pérez win? Because France reminded us that a Spani...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Ridley Scott Win
Why did he finally win Best Director? Because after 40 years of A...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Best Supporting Actress Race
Why did Selena Gomez win? To prove that "Only Murders in the Buil...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Barbie" Snub Jokes
Why did Jimmy Kimmel mention Greta Gerwig? To remind the Academy ...read more »
42 Oscars Jokes: The 2018 “Shape of Water, Fish Love & The Jet Ski Prize” Edition
In 2018, the 90th Academy Awards celebrated nearly a century of c...read more »
2025 Classic: The Tom Cruise "Stunt" Video
Why was he there? To remind us that he’s still doing his own stun...read more »
2025 Vintage: Conan’s Opening
Why was Conan O’Brien the perfect host? Because the Academy reali...read more »
2025 Archive: The Best Original Song
Why did Lady Gaga win for Joker: Folie à Deux? To prove that even...read more »
2025 Classic: The Pedro Pascal Appearance
Why was he the "Internet’s Daddy" on the carpet? Because in 2025,...read more »

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41 Oscars Jokes: The 2024 “Oppenheimer, Naked Cena & I’m Just Ken” Edition
In 2024, the 96th Academy Awards proved that the only thing more ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Best Costume Design
Why did Gladiator II win? Because making 5,000 people look like t...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Final Oscars Vibe
Why was it a "Classic" year? Because it was the night the "Coloss...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Lycos_Dog02/22/2000 05:29Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!
@Yahoo_Directory05/30/2006 20:04Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.
@SpiceGirls_Fan10/05/2008 09:38Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!
@Britney_Spears_Fan10/17/2005 03:47Oops, I laughed again!
@Walter_Sobchak03/30/1995 03:53Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
@Pretty_In_Pink04/17/1999 17:30Classic 80s humor. Love it.
@Harambe_Memories10/14/2011 04:41Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
@CounterStrike_Pro03/30/2009 12:33Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!
@Annoying_Orange10/12/2012 13:30Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!
@Dark_Web_Joker11/28/2007 23:36Found this on the deep end of the net.

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