Why did he finally win Best Director? Because after 40 years of Alien and Blade Runner, the Academy realized they couldn’t keep a 87-year-old genius waiting without looking like the villains in his movies.
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2025 Classic: The Governor's Ball
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Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
What is the deal with these funny jokes?
But you have heard of this joke!
I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Choose life. Choose a joke.
You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
High five for this joke!
Laughing at the security of my own ribs!