Why was the food so “Ancient Roman”? Because after the Best Picture win, serving anything that wasn’t grapes and wine felt like treason against the Empire.
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🔥 Top 10: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Best Adapted Screenplay
Why did Conclave win? For showing that a room full of Cardinals c...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Best Original Screenplay
Why did Anora win? Because writing a movie that feels like a two-...read more »
2025 Archive: The Best Cinematography
Why did Dune: Part Two win? Because Greig Fraser managed to make ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Best Sound Editing
Why was The Zone of Interest so technical? Because silence is the...read more »
42 Oscars Jokes: The 2018 “Shape of Water, Fish Love & The Jet Ski Prize” Edition
In 2018, the 90th Academy Awards celebrated nearly a century of c...read more »
2024 Classic: The Best Sound Win
Why did The Zone of Interest win? Because the sound of what you d...read more »
31 Oscars Jokes: The 1995 “Uma, Oprah & Braveheart” Edition
In 1995, the 67th Academy Awards were a mix of classic Hollywood ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Best Original Song
Why did Billie Eilish win for "What Was I Made For?" To prove tha...read more »
2024 Archive: The Best Supporting Actress Race
Why did Da’Vine Joy Randolph sweep? Because her performance in Th...read more »
2025 Archive: The Best Film Editing
Why did Gladiator II take home five? Because cutting a sea battle...read more »
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2025 Vintage: The "Anora" Buzz
Why did Sean Baker win Screenplay? To prove that a chaotic night ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Al Pacino "Best Picture" Reveal
Why did he just mumble the winner? Because when you’re Scarface, ...read more »
40 Oscars Jokes: The 2009 “Slumdog, Wolverine & Heath’s Legacy” Edition
In 2009, the 81st Academy Awards decided to put on a show that wa...read more »
41 Oscars Jokes: The 2024 “Oppenheimer, Naked Cena & I’m Just Ken” Edition
In 2024, the 96th Academy Awards proved that the only thing more ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!
That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!