What did the tree say to the wind? Leaf me alone.
Part of the 58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
The coolest joke in the zip code.
Super green! Hilarious!
Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.
Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
Actually, it IS a cool story!
Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.