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2009 Vintage: The “Fireflies” Owl City

 10 million fireflies? That’s a lot of bugs. But the song is so catchy I’ll allow the infestation.

Part of the 68 Observational One-Liners: The 2009 Blue-Screen Era archive. Historically Verified

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