What do you call a dog that’s a pilot? A “flying-retriever.”
Part of the 61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2025 “Final Frontier” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
54 Essential Dad Jokes: The 1997 "Titanic" Edition
Welcome to 1997. If you weren't busy trying to keep your Tamagotc...read more »
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
Why did the computer catch a cold?
It left its Windows open.read more »
Dad: Is anyone here capable of...
Dad: Is anyone here capable of putting their shoes on in a timely...read more »
Kid: Can you put my shoes...
Kid: Can you put my shoes on?
Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit...read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition
The new millennium was in full swing by 2001. While the world was...read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2005 "Tube-ular" Edition
In 2005, the digital landscape changed forever with the launch of...read more »
49 Original Dad Jokes: The 2024 "Olympic Spirit" Edition
In 2024, the world met in Paris for a summer of record-breaking f...read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Q: Did you hear about the...
Q: Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall?
A...read more »
Q: Why is Peter Pan always...
Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he Neverlands!read more »
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
What Do You Call A Sleeping Dinosaur?
A dino-snore.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
There is a joke in my boot!
I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
Plug and Play laughter!
That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.
All the search engines agree: this is funny.
My followers need to see this!