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🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"I'm going to operate." "Wait, is your AI-assistant's subscriptio...read more »

In 2021, medical humor shifted from the fear of the unknown to th...read more »

Testing the oldest medical theory in the book.I ate an apple ever...read more »

"Doctor, I keep forgetting my 'Life-Cloud' login." "That’s okay, ...read more »

I’ve been waiting so long I’ve actually outlived the AI model tha...read more »

In 2009, medical humor was split between "Don't sneeze on me" and...read more »

A medical breakthrough that comes with a small side effect."Docto...read more »

I asked the AI for a cure for the flu. It told me to 'Turn myself...read more »

In 2002, medical humor was caught between the old-school bedside ...read more »

"The AI will perform the surgery." "Is it safe?" "It hasn't crash...read more »

My doctor told me I’ll live to 120 if I upload my consciousness t...read more »

Applying simple math to a complex medical problem.The patient had...read more »

In 1999, the medical world was obsessed with two things: making s...read more »

Measuring anxiety levels in a high-pressure environment.My doctor...read more »

@Nokia_Snake_Champ10/18/2004 08:06Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!

@Sid_Meier_Fan06/23/2003 09:33Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.

@SpiceGirls_Fan12/30/1999 17:04Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!

@Britney_Spears_Fan05/22/1996 05:16Oops, I laughed again!

@Legally_Blonde_Paulette03/01/1996 11:58I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!

@Trainspotting_Rent07/15/2007 23:58Choose life. Choose a joke.

@Pedro_For_Pres10/03/2013 08:33Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.

@Friday_Rebecca11/30/1999 10:58Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!