2022 Classic: The Cheese
I’m “grating” on your nerves with my streak. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Wordle & Maverick Edition (2022) archive. Historically Verified
2021 Classic: The Black Widow
A girl orders a drink and says, “I’m finally out of the Red Room.” The bartender says, “We call it the ‘Basement Lounge’ here.” Part… Read More »2021 Classic: The Black Widow
2020 Legacy: The Zlatan Ibrahimović in Milan
Why is a 39-year-old still dominating? Because Zlatan decided the virus wasn’t the boss of him, returned to Milan, and scored goals like he was… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Zlatan Ibrahimović in Milan
2019 Legacy: The HMO Gym
It’s just a room where you run away from your own deductibles while a robot yells at you. Part of the 58 Doctor Jokes: The… Read More »2019 Legacy: The HMO Gym
2017 Legacy: The Oscar Mix-up
I’ve never seen a room go from “Yay, we won!” to “Wait, this is a mistake” so fast. 2017 is the year I realized that… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Oscar Mix-up
2017 Classic: The Julia Louis-Dreyfus Legend
Six wins in a row for the same role! At this point, Julia should just be given the keys to the building and a lifetime… Read More »2017 Classic: The Julia Louis-Dreyfus Legend
2016 Classic: The Little Frog
What do you call a frog that’s a spy? A “croak-and-dagger” agent. Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Catch ‘Em All”… Read More »2016 Classic: The Little Frog
2016 Vintage: The Sia (Cheap Thrills) Fan
“I don’t need dollar bills to have fun tonight… I just need a working socket.” Part of the 63 Light Bulb Jokes: 2016 – The… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Sia (Cheap Thrills) Fan
2016 Classic: The Sailor
“A dark room is just a boat that lost its way to the shore.” Part of the 63 Light Bulb Jokes: 2016 – The Summer… Read More »2016 Classic: The Sailor
2015 Classic: The Fitbit
My wife told me I need to get my 10,000 steps. I spent the evening pacing the kitchen while waiting for the microwave. “Health!” Part… Read More »2015 Classic: The Fitbit