2012 Classic: The “Bunga Bunga” Trials
Why was Silvio Berlusconi in court? To prove that even if you own the media, the law eventually catches up with your parties—unless you can… Read More »2012 Classic: The “Bunga Bunga” Trials
2012 Legacy: The Potato
I’m a “couch” potato watching the Curiosity feed. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
2012 Legacy: The 2012 Verdict
Why do lawyers love 2012? Because the end of the world is just another reason to send a final invoice. Part of the 52 Lawyer… Read More »2012 Legacy: The 2012 Verdict
2011 Vintage: The Stone
I’m “rocking” the 2011 look. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically Verified
2010 Vintage: The Black Eyed Peas
“The Time (Dirty Bit).” I told her I’ve had the time of my life. She said, “I’ve had the ‘dirty bit’—I just finished cleaning the… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Black Eyed Peas
2010 Classic: The Justin Bieber Fever
“My daughter has Bieber Fever!” “Is it contagious?” “Yes, but only to people who have no taste and a lot of posters.” Part of the 55 Adult… Read More »2010 Classic: The Justin Bieber Fever
2010 Legacy: The Inception Architect
One, but they have to plant the idea of changing the bulb in the socket’s subconscious so it thinks it wanted to be changed all… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Inception Architect
2009 Legacy: The Calculator
She used a calculator to prove I’ve spent 40% of our marriage looking for the remote. Part of the 64 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Calculator
2009 Legacy: The Robert Downey Jr. Supporting Nod
Why was he there for Tropic Thunder? To prove that he’s the only actor who can play a guy, playing a guy, disguised as another… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Robert Downey Jr. Supporting Nod
2008 Archive: The Hulu Launch
“I can watch TV for free on the computer!” “Is it good?” “There’s a 30-second ad every two minutes, but it beats talking to you during the… Read More »2008 Archive: The Hulu Launch