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2012 Legacy: The 2012 Verdict

 Why do lawyers love 2012? Because the end of the world is just another reason to send a final invoice.

Part of the 52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2012 “Apocalypse & Swipe Right” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The Copper Wire
An invention born from the ultimate tug-of-war over a penny.How w...read more »
2025 Classic: The Joker 2 Suit
 A lawyer represented Harley Quinn to sue the Joker for "failure ...read more »
44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2003 “iTunes & Da Vinci Code” Edition
In 2003, the legal world was obsessed with "Digital Rights Manage...read more »
The Devil's Contract
Reading the fine print of an eternal agreement.The Devil told a l...read more »
The Witness Stand
A masterclass in asking the right questions at the wrong time."Is...read more »
2025 Archive: The Small Print
 He used "Silicon Valley Gray" font to make the fees look like a ...read more »
The Speeding Ticket
Fighting the law and sometimes, remarkably, winning.I told my law...read more »
2025 Classic: The Human Surcharge
 Why did the lawyer increase his fee? He added a 20% "Organic Int...read more »
The Small Town
Competition is the soul of the legal profession.A town with one l...read more »
45 Lawyer Jokes: The 2018 “GDPR & Space Law” Edition
In 2018, the legal world found its new gold mine: privacy regulat...read more »

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The 10% Rule
Math for beginners in the world of settlements.What do you call a...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Net_Addict_200001/03/2012 04:51My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
@Doom_Marines02/18/2000 20:30Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
@Sixth_Sense_Cole02/11/2008 08:07I see funny people... everywhere!
@Loituma_Girl12/08/1995 10:33Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
@DMOZ_Volunteer05/12/2000 20:00Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.
@YouTube_Beta_User06/05/2000 22:19I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
@Tuenti_Specialist01/05/2015 22:04A classic from the Spanish web too!
@Face_Palm_0107/12/2008 10:43Classic. Simply classic.

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