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2009 Legacy: The Calculator

 She used a calculator to prove I’ve spent 40% of our marriage looking for the remote.

Part of the 64 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & Bitcoin” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025

57 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod” Edition
In 2001, we were putting "1,000 songs in our pocket" with the fir...read more »
Last week my wife and I...
Last week my wife and I went to buy a car and the salesman asked ...read more »
1998 Joke: A Man Was Driving
A man was driving with his mother-in-law when she turned to him a...read more »
1997 Joke: I Took My Mother-In-Law
I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussaud’s wax museum and we wen...read more »
The Skeleton Key
Unlock the humor in everyday household mysteries.My mother-in-law...read more »
62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2024 “Election & AI Video” Edition
In 2024, we learned that AI can now create full-length movies of ...read more »
1996 Joke: A Guy Is Driving
A guy is driving down the road when he sees his mother-in-law bei...read more »
2005 Joke: My Mother-In-Law Told Me
My mother-in-law told me she wants me to treat her like a queen. ...read more »
Two women came before wise King...
Two women came before wise King Solomon, dragging between them a ...read more »
I’m not saying the mother-in-law’s ugly,...
I’m not saying the mother-in-law’s ugly, but she uses her bottom ...read more »

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The Gardening Advice
Green thumbs and sharp tongues in the backyard.My mother-in-law t...read more »
61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & Candy Crush” Edition
In 2013, the world was divided between people who couldn't stop s...read more »
The Driving Lesson
Backseat driving taken to a whole new level of OHH!.My mother-in-...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Netscape_Ninja02/25/2001 18:53Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
@OfficeWorker_9908/08/2008 18:46I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
@Baywatch_Runner01/19/2014 04:09Laughing in slow motion right now!
@Mainframe_Manny04/30/1998 05:18Old school processing, new school laughs.
@Gnutella_User11/03/2015 08:35Peer-to-peer laughing!
@Influencer_9906/11/1998 23:13My followers need to see this!

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