What do you call a frog that’s a spy? A “croak-and-dagger” agent.
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Why don't oysters share their pearls?
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Q: What did the photon say...
Q: What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop?
A: No luggage, ...read more »
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.read more »
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Kid: Can you put my shoes on?
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Kid: Dad, can you put the...
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Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
In case he got a hole in one.read more »
Kid: I’m hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry,...
Kid: I’m hungry.
Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.read more »
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Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
Kid: Did you get a haircut?...
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Why don't oysters donate to charity?
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That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
I am crying... with laughter!
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Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
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