2015 Legacy: The Ant-Man Scale
A superhero movie where the final battle takes place on a Thomas the Tank Engine set. 2015 is the year Marvel got “small.” Part of… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Ant-Man Scale
2014 Vintage: The Mechanical Pencil Graphite Black Market
The underground classroom economy where trading a single stick of 0.5mm lead could buy you a full bag of potato chips. Part of the 35… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Mechanical Pencil Graphite Black Market
2014 Legacy: The Governor’s Ball
Why was the food so “Selfie-Friendly”? Because after Ellen’s tweet, everyone was more worried about their filters than their forks. Part of the 42 Oscars… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Governor’s Ball
2014 Classic: The Plum
I’ve got a “juicy” gossip for the DM. Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket & Interstellar Edition (2014) archive. Historically Verified
2014 Vintage: The Guardians of the Galaxy Gamble
Why was Marvel laughing? Because they spent $200 million on a movie starring a pro-wrestler, a talking raccoon, and a tree, and it became a… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Guardians of the Galaxy Gamble
2014 Vintage: The Best Makeup Win
Why did Dallas Buyers Club win? Because they had a budget of $250 and still made Jared Leto look more convincing than a $200 million… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Best Makeup Win
2014 Classic: The Dropbox “Carousel”
Why was the clerk confused? He just wanted to see his documents, but Dropbox kept showing him “magical memories” of his 2012 vacation. Part of… Read More »2014 Classic: The Dropbox “Carousel”
2013 Vintage: The Transplant
“We found a donor, but they didn’t have enough followers for the insurance to authorize the transfer.” Part of the 57 Doctor Jokes: The 2013… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Transplant
2013 Legacy: The Vision
“I see 3D!” “That’s not a medical miracle, you just forgot to take your cinema glasses off.” Part of the 57 Doctor Jokes: The 2013… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Vision
2013 Classic: The Old Fashioned
“Still popular?” “Thanks to Don Draper, I’ll be making these until 2015.” Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Harlem Shake” Edition… Read More »2013 Classic: The Old Fashioned