2013 Vintage: The Transplant

“We found a donor, but they didn’t have enough followers for the insurance to authorize the transfer.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"We don't cover 'Existential Robot Anxiety'. That's a 'Human-Only...read more »

He hit my knee. My brain-chip automatically posted a review of th...read more »

In 2025, medical humor is dominated by the "Silicon Bedside Manne...read more »

When the medical equipment is smarter than the patient.My doctor ...read more »

The only medicine that actually tastes good."Doctor, I have a sha...read more »

In 1996, medical humor evolved with the growing dominance of HMOs...read more »

"I'm thinking, therefore I am." "No, you're thinking, therefore I...read more »

"You stop breathing." "I’m just 'Stand-by' mode to save power."Pa...read more »

I asked the AI for a cure for the flu. It told me to 'Turn myself...read more »

Waiting months for a five-minute conversation.I finally saw the s...read more »

When you don’t like the diagnosis, just ask for a compliment.The ...read more »

"Does this machine scan for 'Digital Corruption'?" "No, just norm...read more »

Getting paid to do what we do best... or trying to.I went for a s...read more »

Understanding where your best traits really come from.My doctor s...read more »

@PowerRanger_Red06/14/1997 02:30It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!

@Web_Master_Flex02/10/2013 20:57I am adding this to my links page right now.

@Ghostbusters_V03/02/2009 17:11Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!

@Sixteen_Candles06/27/2009 23:33I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!

@Goldmember_I_L07/22/2015 00:34I love gold! And I love this joke!

@Protoss_Pylon11/11/2014 14:03You must construct additional laughs!

@Believe_It_Or_N10/12/2008 20:09I choose to believe it’s funny.